Phoenix Suns: 10 peculiarities about the Disney Bubble

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8. No doubles ping-pong

Woj noted this as his favorite detail of the 113-page health report and it’s hard to argue with him. Per the report, “Players should play singles [ping-pong] only so that they can maintain six feet of distance from each other.”

I mean, come on.

Deandre Ayton and Devin Booker will be battling with each other on the court at least eight times during their Disney stay. You’re telling me they can’t team up and battle with each other on the ping-pong table?

What about cornhole? There will be lawn games available at the hotels, and I can only assume the most popular backyard sport on the planet will be there. Maybe they will be forced to go ACL style and step out after each shot.

Other amenities include a players-only lounge, video games, pool, barbers, manicurists/pedicurists, movie screenings, and DJ sets.

Wait, DJ sets? There will be more people here than most people realize, but a dance spot at an NBA bubble? There’s going to be a lot of dudes in that club.

Then again that’s pretty much every club in America, so yeah. Okay.

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