Phoenix Suns: 10 peculiarities about the Disney Bubble

6. There will be a tattletale hotline

No, not a tattletale hotline, an accountability hotline. If someone observes someone else break health protocols or worse, leave the bubble without approval, there will be a hotline to report such violations.

The hotline will be anonymous, of course, and players in violation will be subject to suspensions and fines.

If a player or staff member does leave, they will be subject to a 10-14 day quarantine when they return as well as more invasive COVID-19 testing such as the dreaded nasal swap, which has been described by some as a nurse shoving a pick into their brain.

On top of that, they will not be paid for any games they miss.

To be completely clear, I’m joking about calling it a tattletale hotline. It just made for a good header. What’s better is honest, peer-to-peer accountability. In every profession.