Stocking stuffers for every Phoenix Suns player

Frank Kaminsky

Portable Fan

Frank Kaminsky has had an up-and-down year in his first season with the Phoenix Suns, but as of late, it has been more up than down.

He’s averaging 11.4 points and 5.2 rebounds, mostly off the bench. While he will never be a monstrous force down low, he has made himself more than just a three-point shooting big man and has proven capable of scoring in a variety of ways.

However, it is his 3-point shooting that inspired this Christmas stocking stuffer. More specifically, his 3-point celebration.

Kaminsky has a knack for fanning himself off after a made 3, as if to say, “Oh my gosh, I’m so hot right now. I’m on fire! Gotta cool myself off!” It’s very on brand for a goofy Wisconsinite.

So I thought it would be good to give the gift of automation and give him a portable fan. No longer will he need to exert unneeded energy fanning himself off with his hand. He’ll be able to whip out this gadget and cool himself off much quicker and more efficiently.

And look, women professional golfers use portable fans, so there is a precedent for their use within the sports arena. This would really just be an extension of that.

Stay cool, Frank! I mean, stay hot. Ugh. I mean…you know what I’m trying to say. Keep doing your thing.