
Floor Suites
This is a level of exclusivity that is difficult to comprehend. The floor suites feature only 16 seats and is adjacent to the player entrance.
Floor Suites
— Phoenix Suns (@Suns) November 22, 2019
(MVP, Ring of Honor, Valley)
▫️Court Level Access
▫️Adjacent to Player Entrance
▫️Includes 16 Premium Seats pic.twitter.com/sgF3e729DG
Players probably won’t be sure what to do with this because they won’t get asked for high-fives from the men and and women in this area. These elite fans wouldn’t consider smacking hands with a lowly millionaire players.
And because we live in a society where we can never stop tiering people, even at this level, this section includes demarcations of MVP, Ring of Honor, and Valley.
Honestly, I have no idea what that means, but I presume it is how much money these guys fork over to the Suns on a regular basis.
But no matter whether you find yourself in the floor suites or the Corner Bar, the Suns will be ready to pour a cold beverage for you.
Mad props to the first person to earn a grand slam by getting a drink at each of these bars during one game.
We’ve reached the end of the bar crawl. Did I mention I use a private valet? I need to call a Lyft.