The new Phoenix Suns arena will be one massive bar crawl

East/West Clubs

Now we get a chance to peek into the lifestyles of the rich and famous (and their companies’ lucky low-level employees.)

From what I understand, the more money you have, the less you pay for things. Alcohol ranks at the top of this list of complimentary perks.

The East/West Clubs are where we enter that next level of financial freedom.

Everything here is all-inclusive and is described as “upscale.” If you didn’t think there was much game-watching going on in the terrace suites, no one here can even see the court here.

In fact, the TVs appear to be showing three different Suns games at once. That is a level of luxury that is behind my taste. Like caviar.

This is definitely treading on limit my social comfort zone, but at this point in the bar crawl, I’m game for anything. On to the next one!