The new Phoenix Suns arena will be one massive bar crawl
The $#*!-Kicker Bar
If fans find long, sleek, modern bar tops not to be their vibe, and boots and cowboy hats are more their jam, don’t fear, there’s a bar for that.
North End Club
— Phoenix Suns (@Suns) November 22, 2019
▫️Open to everyone
▫️Country western theme
▫️Music and small acts pic.twitter.com/TTHtxdKlHt
The official current name for this space is North End Club, however Robert Sarver gave it a more colorful, NSFW name for it during his presentation: the $#*!-kicker bar.
He actually said it multiple times un-bleeped on the live-stream, so Lisa Salter joined in on the profanity in an apparent effort to make it seem normal. It was…weird.
Anyway, the eventual name of this bar will be something like the Jack Daniels Whiskey Bar or the Wells Fargo Money Pit. Or something. Basically, it will be sponsored by some company with a flare for West and likely change every couple years.
It takes the place of the current Annexus Club, which as you can tell from the before photo in the tweet, isn’t exactly rocking. At least, it isn’t filled with 3D models appearing to enjoy themselves.
Done with the theme bar? On to the next one.