Definitive Ranking of All 22 Phoenix Suns Promotional Nights

#3: Fiesta Night / Basketball Ice Cube Mold – 12/9 vs. Minnesota Timberwolves

Call me a bourbon snob, but this is amazing. Ice balls are the only way to drink your favorite alcohol, and this mold puts it in the shape of a basketball for you. Bobbleheads are cool, but ubiquitous. I’ve never seen an ice mold be given out. Cheers to you, promo creator. Have a drink on the rock! 

#2: Superhero Night / Ricky Rubio Action Figure – 3/8 vs. Milwaukee Bucks

This is another one that gets a major boost for creativity. Bobbleheads, sure. But action figures? I need this. Hopefully they dress Rubio’s action figure up in traditional superhero garb, with a unitard and underwear on the outside. Give him a cape too. A superhero is what the Phoenix Suns hope he is on the court this season, so making him an action figure is absolutely fitting.

#1: Kelly Oubre Bobblehead – 2/7 vs. Houston Rockets

The crown jewel of them all. The originator. The icon. The OG. Kelly Oubre Jr. will be featured as a bobblehead in the Valley Boyz fashionable attire collection series. He is the very reason this promotion exists, so this giveaway is the Holy Grail. I can only imagine the hours Oubre will spend with the promotion team making sure every detail is just right, down to the painted fingernails.

Respect.