Akis Yerocostas single-handedly destroyed NBA blogger productivity today. Inspired by a remark by Zach Harper, Akis, associate editor at Sactown Royalty, posted a hilarious offensive flowchart for Luther Head. After that, it was off to the races, with flowcharts for everything from LeBron James’ offense to the experience of Keith Bogans catching the ball. If you want to check out all of the flowcharts, search “flowchart” on twitter. Ignore the non-basketball related results and I guarantee you’ll lose an hour, but have a ton of laughs.
I couldn’t miss out on the opportunity to pick on my favorite zombie, Mr. Carter, of course. I present the Vince Carter Offensive Flowchart: